| In class: | 1+1=2 |
| Exercises: | 1+2+1=4 |
| Test: | John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass. |
SCHOOL:
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts
I mean,
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA
THIS TAG OMG.
OBVIOUSLY. :B
omg haha
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| friend: | i know everything about this band the lead singer is so hot omfg |
| me: | what are their names |
| friend: | i don't know lol but the lead singer is hot |
| policeman: | so she fell off the balcony |
quite possibly the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.
SO cute.
The rest of the guys: “It’s the fucking Queen of England. DON’T. MOVE.”
Harry: “Hey Gran!”Okay I actually love Harry now. It’s official guys
Queen: I’m sure I recognise you from somewhere…
Harry: NOPE I AM JUST PART OF THIS GUARD LOLOLTROLOLROLOLOL
SOMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW A MUSTACHE ON HARRY. “Nope. No royal blood here. ONLY SWORDS.”
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!!
C R Y I N G
This post keeps getting better
Agreed. ^^
reblogging it for like 14928 times
^ Reblogging again just for the added comments oh my god.
the comments. i love this place.
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