If SOPA passes
| Facebook user: |
oh well, it was fun while it lasted
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| Twitter user: |
guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad
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| Tumblr user: |
I'm going to steal the declaration of independence |
4:28 pm • 23 January 2012 • 37,242 notes
SCHOOL:
| In class: |
1+1=2
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| Exercises: |
1+2+1=4
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| Test: |
John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass. |
8:46 pm • 18 January 2012 • 185,423 notes
In the future...
| Kids: |
Mum can I see your tumblr?
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| Me: |
of course
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| Kids: |
Mum... why is there lots of pictures of dad??
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| Me: |
Well sweetie Daddy didnt know I existed yet |
9:43 pm • 25 December 2011 • 23,120 notes
| friend: |
i know everything about this band the lead singer is so hot omfg
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| me: |
what are their names
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| friend: |
i don't know lol but the lead singer is hot
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| policeman: |
so she fell off the balcony |
9:39 pm • 25 December 2011 • 8,113 notes
Losing Weight
| Me: |
lalalalala im gonna loooose weight todaaay
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| Food: |
no
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| Scale: |
no
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| Life: |
no |
9:33 pm • 25 December 2011 • 465 notes
| me: |
and my friend was like-
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| friend: |
what friend
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| me: |
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| friend: |
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| me: |
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| friend: |
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| me: |
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| friend: |
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| me: |
I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS |
9:32 pm • 25 December 2011 • 21,015 notes
| me: |
oh that was awkward and scary and embarrassing and horrific, let's forget all about it
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| mind: |
lol no i'm going to replay it just when you feel good about yourself or bad about yourself or when you're bored and trying to fall asleep and whenever i want |
10:36 am • 11 December 2011 • 19,826 notes
